What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:10

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
What happens to single guys when they get older?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun